Take your already unattainable high goals and set them higher…girlfriend.
Posted at January 18, 2008 by Amanda
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Long-haired Men
Posted at July 21, 2007 by raymond
Posted in i don't know who you think i am, scenes from a sugar packet, when one is missing we are all lost | Comments: 1
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Posted at March 11, 2007 by post toast tease
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I would just like to take this moment to say “Hello” to Sally Field.
Posted at March 10, 2007 by post toast tease
Posted in i don't know who you think i am | Comments: 0
youtube presents gmail – with sound effects!
Posted at February 21, 2007 by raymond
Posted in i don't know who you think i am | Comments: 0
overdose on the JCJCBBG
Posted at February 6, 2007 by photon division
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I feel for you
Posted at February 4, 2007 by tressie
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my genitals are not available
Posted at by photon division
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Full circles
Posted at February 1, 2007 by reisobyoot
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